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Computers were People, Managers are Not

15 March 2007

“What do you do for living?”

“I am a computer for the First National Bank.”

That was a conversation 50 years ago, when computer was a job title, a position for employees.

“Honey, How’s your day like?” My wife asked.

“Very busy, I worked whole day with enterprise manager to fix problems.” I answered.

In my job as database administrator, I work with many managers, but they are not my bosses, so I don’t listen to them, instead I use them and abuse them sometime, that’s OK because they are not real people. Of course I have real human managers that I don’t want to abuse.

Now let’s see how many managers I’ve worked with:

  1. Enterprise Manager
  2. Server Manager
  3. Recovery Manager
  4. Network Manager
  5. Memory Manager
  6. Data Resource Manager

Not only managers, I also work with a bunch of assistants, brokers, and advisors, such as Database Configuration Assistant, Data Guard Broker, Automatic Segment Advisor, SQL Turing Advisor, SQL Access Advisor, just name a few. What a great team.

What’s your team look like?

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    One Response to “Computers were People, Managers are Not”

  1. Big Mark Says:

    Printer was person too, my uncle was a printer working for a big corp some 30 years ago, is that funny?

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